The Common Cure for the Cracked Cookie!

Let’s face it.  With age come certain changes in the female body.  Body parts stick up when they are supposed to point down and other part hang low when they are supposed to be…perky!  It is an inevitable occurrence. But thankfully, with modern medicine the woman has the choice to make improvements.  A tuck here and a nip there and one can put things back in their place.  “So what about the vagina?” you ask.  Well you did not ask but, I am going to tell you anyway.  Yes!  A woman can restore her vagina back to her former glory with vaginal rejuvenation.  What is vaginal rejuvenation?  Well keep reading!

Now back in the day, vaginal rejuvenation occurred when the OB/GYN would stitches up his or her cut (the episiotomy) or any extra tearing that may have occurred during childbirth.  The doctor would also then add an extra or two stitches to tighten the vagina as it healed.  That was the old way.  Today vaginal rejuvenation has been taken to another level.  There are actually two procedures that can be done to enhance the look and feel of the vagina.

The ELVR (External Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation) uses a pixel laser to enhance the appearance of the vagina.  ELVR enhances the plumpness of the vagina, perennial, and anus correcting the sagging some women experience with age.  This procedure also helps to remove those unsightly marks and scars cause by ingrown hairs as a result of waxing and shaving in turn making the vagina appear to be more youthful and appealing to the eye. The procedure is a quick trip to the office and you in and out in about an hour. 

LVR (Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation) surgery is an internal.  LVR changes the appearance, increases sexual pleasure and also helps with female inconstancy.  (No leaks when you laugh, cough, or sneeze).  Through VLG, the vagina appearance is actually changed by removing excesses skin or fatty tissue or reconstructing the area that makes the vagina look old and/or tired.  This procedure will revitalize, renew and well… rejuvenate the vagina!

Dr. Matlock descries it this way:

 Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation® is the most common Female Genital Plastic Surgery procedure. Many women seek Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation® because they want to enhance or improve sexual gratification. Patients who suffer from stress urinary incontinence (involuntary loss of urine with laughing, coughing, sneezing, exercising etc.) can also have this condition treated at the same time as the LVR®surgery in Los Angeles.

Women who have had children want a solution to rejuvenate the vagina and achieve the best sexual experience possible. For women with no children, solutions are available through design modification to accomplish their desires. In vaginal relaxation, the muscles are relaxed and have poor tone, strength, and control. The internal and external diameters increase. The muscles of the perineum are weak and poorly supported. Under these circumstances, the vagina is no longer at its optimum physiological state. As a result, the sensual side of sexual gratification is diminished.

Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation® will effectively enhance vaginal muscle tone, strength, and control. It will also effectively decrease the internal and external vaginal diameters as well as build up and strengthen the perineal body. Sexual gratification is directly related to the amount of frictional forces generated. LVR® can accomplish this. LVR® techniques result in gentle precision cutting with controlled accuracy that result in relatively bloodless surgery. LVR® pioneered techniques result in rapid healing and resumption of daily activities in a short period of time.

Link to Dr. Matock: http://www.drmatlock.com/LVRPatientEdu.html

Pictures of actual surgeries (internal laser surgery):  http://www.drmatlock.com/LaserReductionLabiaplasty1PhotoGallery.html

Link to Holly wood Exes (external laser surgery):  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2165650/Jose-Cansecos-wife-gets-vaginal-rejuvenation-treatment-new-reality-Hollywood-Exes.html

Position of the Week: 3

This weeks position comes from the Ananga Ranga.  The Kama’s Wheel has the man sit with his legs spread and outstretched.  The woman sits on top with her legs also outstretched.  It may be easier for the woman to insert the man’s penis at this time.  The man supports the woman by placing his hands under her arms supporting her at the back at a comfortable position and the woman holds on the the man’s arms for added support.

Position of the Week: 2

Okay kids!  I know it has been awhile.  Had some unexpected stuff come up.  This weeks position comes from The Liberator.  If you don’t know what that is…I suggest you Google it!  I have had my set for over six years now ( I think I may need to upgrade).

 

The Tortoise Tuck

This position uses the Ramp.  Place it on your bed with the higher end away from you.  The woman lies on her back.  The man squats between her thighs and lifts her legs to rest on his shoulders.  The man is in a perfect position to hit the G spot as he thrusts upward!  Happy Sexing!

 

 

Position of the Week: 1

India kama

The Mares Position

This is a Kama Sutra position.  To achieve this position, the man either lays or reclines on the bed with his legs outstretched.  The woman straddles him backward with her buttocks facing him and guides his penis inside her vagina.  The woman can use her hands to balance herself by placing them on his thighs.  The woman uses her Kegal muscles by tightening and releasing while she gently rocks back and forth.  The man is free to use his hand to fondle her clitoris, perineum, and anus heightening her pleasure.

Sex Trivia

True or False?

 

  1. You can buy vibrators, handcuffs, dildos, and anal beads on Amazon.com.
  2. Eighty-six percent of American adults say they masturbate.
  3. Although millions of men get a prescription for Viagra, Cialis, or Levitra every year, the number of men who renew their prescriptions is very low.
  4. People into S/M – spanking, whipping, blindfolding, etc.- are more likely to come from abusive backgrounds than non-S/Mers.
  5. Many men of all ages don’t ejaculate every time they have sex-and many women consider themselves a failure when this happens
  6. In 2010, only 20 percent of a university student sample said that oral sex is “sex”.
  7. More money we spent on pornography in the United States last year than on tickets for all professional baseball, football, basketball, and hockey games combined
  8. More than one million Americans went to a swingers club last year.
  9. Half of all mass market paperbacks sold in the United States are romance novels. Last year half of all American adults read at least one romance novel.  The average reader of romance novels read fifty per year.
  10. Most school sex education programs in the United States are not allowed to use the words clitoris or pleasure.

 

 

All statistics were taken from a study done by Marty Klein, Ph.D.

All answers are true

5 EASY WAYS TO BUILD SEXUAL INTIMACY

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TIP 1:  Save the Last Dance for me!

A great way to build sexual tension and intimacy is during a sensual and slow dance.  Take dance lessons with your partner.  Not any lesson will do.  Learn to Tango!  The Tango is a lover’s dance and is sure to bring heated passion on and off the dance floor

 

TIP 2:  A Mouth Full of Morsels!

Being hand fed is so sexy!  Treat your partner to a meal of finger foods.  Fed each other but, you can only use your hands.  No utensils allowed.  The messier the food, the better.  For a sexier experience, ditch the plates and eat of each other.  Dips and sauces do well in the navel area.

TIP 3:  RUB-A-DUB-DUB!

Bathing together is a great way to kill 2 birds with one stone.  Getting clean and being frisky.  There are very few things that are more sensuous than bathing together.  Since it is better to give than receive, only your partner is allowed to wash your body and only you are allowed to wash your partner.  Get to know each other’s body up close and personal!

TIP 4:  READ BETWEEN THE LINES (OR SHEETS)!

Curling up together with a good book can bring closeness and comfort.  Get in bed together (clothes optional) and read.  Mental stimulation causes a chain reaction.  If you stimulate the mind you will stimulate the body!  The steamer the book, the better the experience.

TIP 5:  ALL HANDS ON DECK

The good old fashion full body massages always works.  All you need are candles, scented massage oils, and smooth music will set the mood.  Rub your partner from head to toe and make sure you give special attention to those sensitive areas.  If you don’t know where they are, now is a good time to find out.  Add body paint to heighten the experience.

Hello world!

It happens to the best of relationships. The slow lull, that distance that we cannot pinpoint where, what, or how it happened.  There is a distance that is unexplainable.  “We don’t touch”, “We don’t kiss”, “I am boarded and I feel empty”.  The loss of sexual intimacy is devastating.  It is not abrupt like any other tragedy.  It is a slow painful death that sucks you in like a black hole. One day intimacy is there and the next day gone.  The pain is excruciating.

I have heard it too many times before.  Couples in need of revitalization, couples in need of liberty, couples in need of SEX!  Pure, unadulterated, pull you hair, slap my butt sex! But for some reason, these couples cannot find their way back to what they had in the beginning or what they originally wanted but never experienced.  Well wait not longer!  That is what this blog is all about …SEX!  I will blog, you can ask questions, and together we will get this thing going like God planed sex to be!!!

So come adventure with me.  Come in, take a seat, and put you seat belt on.  How fast and how far we go is up to you.  Whether your FF (Freak Factor) number is low or high, there will be something for everyone!  That is the mission here at The Purple Playroom.  Only you limit the possibilities!